April 2010
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February 2010
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watching sailor moon.
“Seeing him brought in, has, I think, saved me from losing my mind; for that I do...”
– also Gene Wolfe (via perfectgray)
kayfabe:
rchel:notulysses:
I want your
Ugly
Disease
Everything (as long as it’s free)
Love (LAHV LAHV LAHV)
Love
Drama (with the touch of your hand)
Leather-studded kiss in the scene
Revenge
Revenge
Bad romance
Horror
Design
Psycho
Vertigo stick
I don’t want
To be friends
yes.
fuckyeahvoldemort:
AVADA FUCKING KEDAVRA, BITCH.
this is relevant.
“Phoenix - Too Young, this song makes me want to be in love.”
– Gabe Saporta, source (via jaclynchristy) (via intelligentlyscrewed) (via cleanseoursouls) (via fuckyeahgabesaporta)
“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your...”
– Lawrence Krauss (via yerawizardharry)
“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of...”
– Martin Luther King Jr. (via littlemiss)
For Orchestra! →
Will Grayson, will grayson, by John Green & David... →
stole my gramps's pocket watch and my mom's old...
“Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good lord wanted me to get in her pants.”
– Puck, Glee (via emilgombos) (via unicornpox)
Don't Trust V (to the tune of Don't Trust Me |...
fuckyeahvoldemort:
hpsongparodies:
Lyricist: hellorandomstranger
Original Black cape with the wand in the sleeve I’m gonna crucio your ass if you don’t leave I’m the Dark Lord, the best of the best Don’t defy me or I’ll hit you straight in the chest
W-w-with my killing spells, yeah they’re off the hook Come a little closer why don’t you take a look? Tell your army, your Dumbledore crew That...
Draco's Payment
Voldemort: "What do you want, Malloy?"
Draco: "I want...a galaxy traversing rocketship with enough fuel to get me to Mars!"
Voldemort: "What do you want with a rocketship? What business do you have on Mars?"
Draco: "Well...let's just say...Pigfarts Pigarts, Here I come! Pigfarts Pigfarts, Yum Yum Yum!--"
Snape: "No no no no no, with all respect *my Lord*, there's one tiny flaw in that *flawless* plan. Albus Dumbledore."
Voldemort: "Unnnnh! You're right Snape...*sighs* Normally I'd say 'Oh, kill him!', but I haven't been feeling so evil lately...So here's how it's gonna break down Milfoy! I need your guarantee that you'll lead my Death Eaters into Hogwarts. I will simultaneously be attacking the Ministry of Magic. Now I need you to PROMISE that by the end of the Siege of Hogwarts, Dumbledore *will be dead* LEAVE HARRY POTTER FOR ME. But Dumbledore must die. Do we have a deal?"
Draco: "We shall shake on it. *spits into hand* An unbreakable vow!"
Voldemort: *makes a face, coughs and gags into hand, shakes Draco's* "By the end of tomorrow night, Albus Dumbledore will be dead?"
Draco: "Yes. And I'll have my rocketship?!"
Voldemort: "When the technology's available!"*goes to take hand away*
Draco: ".....aaaaaand you have to be my slave for a whole day STARTING NOW!"
Voldemort: "Oh! You little shit! You little shit! You got me! Oh that is so embarrassing! Oh, that's the second time that that's happened!Oh-ho, that's why I hate Unbreakable Curses!"
