Wanderlust,

 

i want to fly.

February 13, 2010

  • Don’t Trust V (to the tune of Don’t Trust Me | 3OH!3 )

    fuckyeahvoldemort:

    hpsongparodies:

    Lyricist: hellorandomstranger

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    Black cape with the wand in the sleeve
    I’m gonna crucio your ass if you don’t leave
    I’m the Dark Lord, the best of the best
    Don’t defy me or I’ll hit you straight in the chest

    W-w-with my killing spells, yeah they’re off the hook
    Come a little closer why don’t you take a look?
    Tell your army, your Dumbledore crew
    That I’m the leader of this gang and I will kill you with a bang

    You want to kill me, no-no
    Try to defeat me, no-no
    Me and my Eaters, oh no, hell no, no-no
    Tom Marvalo
    Thinks you should go
    Please yes, just go
    And don’t trust V.

    You want to kill me, no-no
    Try to defeat me, no-no
    Me and my Eaters, oh no, hell no, no-no
    Tom Marvalo
    Thinks you should go
    Please yes, just go
    And don’t trust V.

    A lightening scar on your forhead
    Want another one? No? Get lost instead
    Hurry up now, my patience is thin
    Believe me Potter I ain’t no stranger to sin

    S-s-so get lost, I’m not in the mood
    I’ll crucio you and make you into my snake’s food
    Nagini’s hungry and you’re on thin ice
    Shall we see if you taste, like, remotely nice?

    You want to kill me, no-no
    Try to defeat me, no-no
    Me and my Eaters, oh no, hell no, no-no
    Tom Marvalo
    Thinks you should go
    Please yes, just go
    And don’t trust V.

    Shush boy, stop the talk
    Drop the wand, turn around and do the walk
    I said shush boy, stop the talk
    Drop the wand, turn around and do the walk
    I said shush boy, stop the talk
    Drop the wand, turn around and do the walk

    You want to kill me, no-no
    Try to defeat me, no-no
    Me and my Eaters, oh no, hell no, no-no
    Tom Marvalo
    Thinks you should go
    Please yes, just go
    And don’t trust V.

    You want to kill me, no-no
    Try to defeat me, no-no
    Me and my Eaters, oh no, hell no, no-no
    Tom Marvalo
    Thinks you should go
    Please yes, just go
    And don’t trust V.

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